Hilarious Beavis And Butt-Head Quotes

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They’re back! Beavis and Butt-Head are again with us! Uh, man, how much I enjoyed the adventures of these two morons. Yes, when I remember that I used to watch MTV I’m just ashamed. But well, then, MTV was worth something, right? Sadly, instead of watching music videos, it appears that the duo will now be watching stuff like Jersey Shore; and I would really like to hear their comments on today’s MTV ‘stars’ such as Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, and all those Barbie-looking singers. I still believe that B&B will cause reactions such as they’ve caused in 90s, and I hope that they will have their combination of humor and implicit criticism of society. In honor of Beavis and Butt-Head returning to MTV for an all new season, I’ve compiled some of greatest Beavis and Butt-Head quotes to date.

“Have you ever noticed that Madonna is always masturbating during her videos?”
“Heh, hem, yeah, so am I.””

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“Tattoos are cool.”
“Yeah, I wish I was born with one.”
“You’re not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get them when you join the navy.”

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“Is this satanic music?”
“Naw. It’s not cool enough.”

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“The future sucks. Change it.”
“I’m way cool Beavis, but I cannot change the future.”

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“Where’s the explosion?”
“They never show the good stuff.”

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“Hey Beavis, let’s pretend we’re dead.”
“Yeah, eh heh heh, that would be cool.”

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“I hate words.”
“Words suck.”
“If I wanted to read, I’d go to school.”

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“Hey, we could get Butthead to sit on a glass and fart.”
“What’s so scientific about that?”
“Nothin’. Until you light it.”

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“The angle of the dangle is adversely proportional to the heat of the beat.”
“Whoaaa! You’re pretty smart, Beavis.”

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“College music sucks!”
“Yeah. I guess it’s only cool, if you, like, go to college.”

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“If you play this stuff backwards, it says ‘This sucks!’”

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“Uhh, I have an injury.”
“You do?”
“Yeah, I have this great big crack in my butt.”

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“Today we’re going to explore the world of hiku.”
“We’re going to explore the world of getting high?  Cool!”
“No, beavis, not *high* *cool*, hiku – the haunting japanese form of 3 line poetry.”

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“Mr. Buzzcut! Mr. Buzzcut!”
“Yes, Butthead?”
“I can’t do this assignment. I’m dietetic.”

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“They should have a name for this kinda of music.”
“They already do, Beavis: crap.”

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